I MADE UP A CAT POEM!

This is my Granny's cat, Wicket.

Sometimes I forget that we have a cat;
Because she is a lazy one at that;
She purrs and sleeps on a silly dance mat;
But she always seems so "not over the moon"
Because she has never Meowed a lively toon.

At night she comes up to your bed
And wants you always to pet her;
So you should pet her of course;
Or worse;
She will scratch you for attention
With a terrible curse.

My cat seems so sly;
So I wonder if she might
One day get into my Boston Cream Pie.
But one thing's for sure;
My cat loves me
And I love her.

- By Me